I’m over the hill
|We’re over the hill but don’t feel sadThis side of the hill ain’t all...
Mexican Olympians
Q: Why doesn’t Mexico have an olympic team?A: Cause all of their runners, swimmers,...
A lawyers tomstone.
A lawyer named Strange died, and his friend asked the tombstone maker to inscribe...
Public school dangers
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Satanic Barney Proof
Satanic Barney Proof Given: Barney is a CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR Prove: Barney is satanic...
Standardized Guide to the Bases
Standardized Guide to the Bases Do you remember middle school/junior high/high school?If so, do...
Caught In Zippo
Q: What do you get when something gets caught in your Zippo?A: Zippo Marx.
The game of golf!
In primitive society, when native tribes beat the ground with clubs and yelled, it...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
French horn jokes
|Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a...