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The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?
What’s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One’s composing, the other is decomposing.
An emergency landing
|According to “The Australian,” an airliner recently encountered severe vibration in flight.The captain decided...
Orgasmic Problems
The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
Computer gender war!
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English...
Broken leg
“How did it happen?” the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the...
Wedding
She offered her honor, He honored her offer, And so all night long,it was...
Island Blondes
There are three blondes stranded on an island. Suddenly a fairy appears and offers...
The nursing home.
One evening a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and...