May I speak to the conductor
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A college professor’s going to bed with his wife…
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A man finds himself staying in a Vegas hotel room…
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What do you call an honest lawyer?
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Bill Clinton Statue Committee
Bill Clinton Statue Committee 1040 Waffle Street Little Rock, Arkansas 72208 Dear Friend;We have...
What Do You Get When…
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Flying condom
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