Like Bowling Ball
Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are...
The Suicide
There was a blonde and a brunette watching the 10:00 news. A news reporter...
Child sent to bed
|A small boy is sent to bed by his father… “Da-ad…” “What?”...
Fluffy died
This guy comes home from work one day to find his dog with the...
Two Meaningless Words
Q: Name two words that have no meaning.A: Supercalifragilisticexpialodocious and detente.
Fish jokes 02
|Where do shellfish go to borrow money?To the prawn broker!What do you call a...
What is the difference between “ooh” and “aah?”
What’s the difference between “ooh” and “aah?” -About three inches.
Your Dad’s Like Cement
You dad’s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper…
A man sat quietly reading his morning paper one Sunday morning. Suddenly,he is knocked...
Absent Minded Husband
Anniversaries and birthdays Complicate my life. I’m an absent-minded husband Of a present-minded wife.