No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Tail Light On Bike
On Christmas morning, a cop on horseback was sitting at a traffic light. Next...
This guy was driving down the highway…
This guy was driving down the highway and was pulled overby the cops. The...
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy…
A middle-aged guy and his date are making out hot and heavy in the...
A customer sent an order to a distributor…
A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling...
Bill Gates, the Antichrist
PROOF THAT BILL GATES IS THE ANTICHRISTConversion to ASCII values:MS-DOS 6. 2177 83 45...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?
Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.
Prison Versus Housewives
|In prison, you get three square meals a day. At home, you cook three...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...