Ways to Annoy People
1. Leave the copy machine set to 99 copies, reduce 200%, extra dark, 17-inch...
100 Buckets of Bits
|100 Buckets of Bits100 buckets of bits on the bus 100 buckets of bits...
Live Longer
Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?...
A practical joke involving jello
|Here’s a delightful treat someone once made for an office Christmas party:A gelatin mold...
Someone stole things from me
|A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. “They’ve...
May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
25 Rules for Women
25 rules for Women to follow:1. Sports Center starts at 11:00 PM and runs...
The Great Invasion
A young English woman, Polly Martin, met and fell in love with a Yank...
Did you hear about the blonde that…
Couldn’t learn to water ski because she couldn’t find a lake with a slope....
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?
What’s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal...