Farting All The Time
Doctor, “What seems to be the problem?” Patient, “Doc, I’ve got the farts. I...
You aren’t the worst
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
A Cowboy and his Horse
This Cowboy is riding the range when he gets ambushed by some indians. They...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...
Purchasing furniture
|I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions...
An inferiority complex
|Private Milton went to psychiatrist and complained: “I have an inferiority complex.”"Nothing I can...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
Insult Collection #5
Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing...
Orchestra jokes
|Q: What is the definition of a Soviet String Quartet?A: A Soviet Symphony Orchestra...