redneck
How do you circumsize a redneck?You kick his sister in the chin!
If Thinking Machines made toasters…
If Thinking Machines made toasters…You would be able to toast 64,000 thousand pieces of...
CHICKEN
Q:Why didn’t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a “chicken”.
This little Piggy!
A pig walks into a bar and orders a beer. After drinking it, he...
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?
Why can’t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid...
You got Mail!
One day A Blonde girl was running out to check her mail and a...
Redneck house
You might be a redneck if your house still has the “WIDE LOAD” sign...
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill?
Have you heard about the new orgasm pill just approved by the FDA for...
Paradox of Men
If you can’t go down on them, you’re not a good partner.If you can...
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...