General’s Funeral
The famous general died and his ashes were to be taken to Arlington National...
Drown my troubles
I’ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can’t get my wife to...
Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Complaints of Married People
Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the...
You Know You’re Too Stressed If…
You can achieve a “Runner’s High” by sitting up. The Sun is too loud....
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?
Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.
His And Hers Road Trip
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police...
How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?
How are a blonde’s legs like cheese wiz? They’re both useless unless they’re spread!
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...