OLD never dies
|OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they...
Santa’s Pet Peeves
|Department Store Santa Peeves8. Kids who refuse to believe that it’s fruitcake on your...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
When you know you must really be drunk
|A man sat down at a bar, looked into his shirt pocket and ordered...
Signs Christmas Has Become To Commercial
You don’t recall that line from It’s A Wonderful Life saying, “Every time a...
Little Johnny tried out for the school play…
Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines...
Two pyscologists
2 pshycologists met each other in a street one day.One said to the other,...
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?
What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?”Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!”
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
Women Bashing (oh-oh)
How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be...