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Hamlet’s Cat’s SoliloquyTo go outside, and there perchance to stay Or to remain within:...
How do you open a can of beer?
How do you open a can of beer?That’s not the point – it should...
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?
What do you call a woman who can suck golf balls through a hose?Darling.
Super Bowl Tragedy
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company. Unfortunately, when...
Shopping for goods
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Be Politically Correct With Women
She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE – She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not...
Laws Of Work
The first 90% of a project takes 10% of the time, the last 10%...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Hockey
Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them...
Preventive medicine belief
|Mary: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor.Doctor: Oh, really?Mary: Yes, she tries to...