New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...
A few questions and answers
Q. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?A. Slow down and use...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
In divorce court!
A man appears before a judge one day, asking for a divorce. The judge...
Oh Boy…more warning signs!
On a cardboard windshield sun shade: “Warning: Do Not Drive With Sun Shield in...
Disprove this!
A case for the Third Universal Cardinal Rule of Thumb: Never be absolute, unless...
Funeral Story
A famous heart specialist doctor died and everyone was gathered at his funeral. A...
I Didn’t Even Know!
Three drunks were sitting at a bar. The first one said… “I went in...
House explosion
You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and...
Elephants and Cell-Phones
Q: Why don’t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won’t...