Crossing
Question: Why did the hamster cross the road?Answer: Because it was stuck in the...
Stopping the hillbilly
|This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over.”You got...
Bedtime Prayer of the future
Now I lay me down to sleep,from the nightstand buttons beep.PC all set to...
Refrigerated Pussy
On the eve of her wedding, the bride-to-be confessed to her best friend that...
Why are you yelling that?
|A painting contractor was speaking with a woman about her job.In the first room,...
One day a housewife was going about the usual business…
One day a housewife was going about the usual business of cleaning the house,...
Three Dogs
There were three dogs at the vet talking to each other when one says,”I...
Confucius Sex
Confucious say:Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Man who stand on...
Bagpipe jokes
|Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q:...
New scientific element : MAN
Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but...