Dog jokes 08
|Q: What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?A:...
man and E.T
|What’s the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home!
Bull Talk
Three bulls heard via the grapevine that the rancher was going to bring yet...
OH MY GOD!
A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising...
A Horse walks into a Bar
A Horse walks into a bar: “Hey buddy,” says the bartender, “why the long...
Darling, she whispered after they had finished making love…
“Darling,” she whispered after they had finished making love, “Will you still make love...
Harpsichord jokes
|The late Sir Thomas Beecham used to say the sound of the harpsichord is...
Whats a Australian Kiss..
What’s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!
Your Breast is Loose
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right...
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer? The taste.