Top 15 Household Pet Dishes
Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow...
THERE WERE THREE OLD LADIES SITTING AROUND THE KITCHEN TABLE…
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How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
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Absent From School Excusess
1. Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30,...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
Accidental Meeting
A woman and a man get into a car accident, and it’s a bad...
Favorite Wine
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Rejected Greeting Card Sentiments
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Miles Dobson was away from home on business…
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Blonde and Hairdresser
A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working...