Starch in your Shorts
Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to...
Pick Heaven or Hell
One day while walking down the street a highly successful executive woman was tragically...
Clarinet jokes
|Q: What’s the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own...
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman…
A guy walks into a drugstore operated by a prudish woman. He asks, “Can...
You Might Be A College Student:
You Might Be A College Student:If you average 3 hours of sleep a nightIf...
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem…
A young woman visited her doctor complaining of a bed wetting problem. The doctor...
Tee Time!
A golfer was addressing his ball, getting ready to shoot.Just as he was about...
Stupid Insults 1/31
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a...
Can\’t See
Patient to optometrist: I’m very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What...
If Apple ran Christmas…
|It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a...