Software development cycle
|1. Programmer produces code he believes is bug-free.2. Product is tested. 20 bugs are...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...
What should they say?
Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an...
Diet Plan
Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the...
Chinese Subtitles
Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong,...
Little Red Man
There was a little red man who lived in a little red house on...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
The art of foreplay
Woman, “Slow down, foreplay is an art.”Man, “Well, if you don’t get your canvas...
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring…
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to...
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a bar…
A big 300 pound, seven foot brute of a man walked into a barone...