Termite
A termite walks into a bar and asks: “is the bartender here?”C’mon…think about it!
Mirror cross the road
Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!
The Astronaut Joke
What did the astronaut see in his skillet pan?An Unidentified Frying Object!
That IS The Only Difference
What’s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the...
Three engineering students were gathered together…
Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body....
Heavy Thinker-like Drinker
The Heavy ThinkerIt started out innocently enough. I began to think at parties now...
Santa vs. system admins
|The similarities between Santa and System Admins1. Santa is bearded, corpulent, and dresses funny.2....
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be…
Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to...
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Magnet?
Mr. Smythe had been giving his second-grade students a short lesson on science. He...