Centipede jokes
|Why was the centipede late?Because he was playing “This little Piggy” with his baby...
Mother-in-law killed
|A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded...
A man went to the police station wishing to speak…
A man went to the police station wishing to speak with the burglar who...
Rooster and Peanut Butter
What do you get when you cross a rooster and peanut butter?A cock that...
What do you get…
What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato?A DICTATOR!!
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!
What kind of Bees…
What kind of Bees make honey? Honey Bees!What kind of Bees make Milk? BOOBIES!
The Dirty Old Man…
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl...
The Teddy Bears
A man meets a gorgeous woman in a bar. They talk, they connect, they...
trapped in a bog
|Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O’Reilly...