Oboe jokes
|Q: How do you get five oboes in tune?A: Shoot four of them.Q: What...
A bookworm!
|What reads and lives in an apple?A bookworm!
Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
He shouldn’t have asked!
MR. SMITH got himself a new secretary.She was young, sweet and pretty.One day, while...
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear?
What is old, wrinkled, and hangs out your underwear? Your Mother…
The little puppy
One day there was a little puppy dog laying beside one of the rails...
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor…
I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I...
Solution to the Y2K problem
|The government’s system administration team, working with computer manufacturers and experts in the computer...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.