Shortage of parachutes
|A blonde, a brunette, a movie star, the pope, and a pilot were on...
No Arguments
Six months into a marriage, a man was asked by his best friend how...
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing…
An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on...
‘Please cheese me’!
|What is a mouse’s favorite record?’Please cheese me’!
Crackers?
Patient: Doctor, you’ve got to help me. Every night I get the uncontrollable urge...
Politically Correct Santa
|’Twas the night before Christmas and Santa’s a wreck…How to live in a world...
Man who goes to sleep with sex…
Confucious say: “Man who goes to sleep with sex on mind wakes up with...
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the...
License Plate
You know you’re a redneck when you consider your license plate personalized because your...