Surfing the Internet
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Glossary of music terms
|Accent: An unusual manner of pronunciation, e.g. “Y’all sang that real good!”Accidentals: Wrong notesAd...
Bungee Jumping
Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. “You...
U of Berkeley Products
There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIXThis is...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband…
A woman reported the disappearance of her husband to the police. The officer looked...
My name is Brown
A tipsy guy in a bar stood and made the following speech, “I am...
The bronze statues
|A tourist wanders into a back-alley antique shop in San Francisco’s Chinatown. Picking through...
Things that are difficult to say when you are drunk
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