How to make an ugly baby…
Q: What sexual position do you use to make an ugly baby?A: Ask your...
Harry Butt
There was once was a blonde woman who had just bought a house.She called...
White Hoose
I don’t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught...
Last supper – last words.
What were Jesus’ last words at the last supper?”Ok, all you guys who want...
The Lumberjack…
A LARGE, well established, Canadian lumber camp advertised that they were looking for a...
Knock Knock Jokes 11
Knock Knock Who’s there? Anna! Anna who? Anna one, anna two…! Knock Knock Who’s...
The Irishman’s Last Stand
There was an Irishman, a New Zealand man and an American man standing on...
Why is a joke like pussy?
Why is a joke like pussy?Neither’s any good if you don’t get it.
TGIF On Shirts
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front.
Split Personality
Patient: Doctor, I have a split personality.Psychiatrist: Nurse, bring in another chair!