Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class
Proverbs as finished by a fourth grade class:It is always darkest…Just before you flunk...
It’s the way you say it
… A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over...
yo mamma iz…
your mamma is so ugly, when she was born, she had an incubator with...
Scorcher Murphy
|Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent’s hands....
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Texan Computer Terms
“Hard drive” — Trying to climb a steep, muddy hill with 3 flat tires...
Kansas Crazy Law
If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other...
Signs and notices 14
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in a...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...
No pressure
This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted...