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A pipe burst in a doctor’s house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived,...
Dead Kitten
A little boy was visiting his grandparents on their farm and became attached to...
Three Hymns
One Sunday a pastor told his congregation that the church needed some extra money...
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Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.”Why do you...
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“You and your husband don’t seem to have an awful lot incommon,” said the...
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To Be a Dog
An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life:”When it all boils...
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The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Cucumber&pickle
A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the...