The Garden of Eden
One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I...
Polak Road Painter
A Polak is hired to paint the lines on the road.On the first day...
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter…
Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: “Oh...
A word play
A teacher asked her students to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence. Mary...
Not raising hogs
My friend, Ed Peterson, over at Wellsburg, Iowa, received a checkfor $1,000.00 from the...
Blonde and Easter Bunny
Once there was this guy, and he was driving in his car, and all...
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?
How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don’t...
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle…
A group of cowboys were branding some cattle. While they were out the cooksaw...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Two attorneys went into a diner…
Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches...