Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
A bored woman says to her husband…
A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, “Guess...
Encyclopaedia Britannica
Seen in my local paper’s “readers sales” section. FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set...
He just beetled off!
|What happened to the man who turned into an insect?He just beetled off!
I am not forgetful
|Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I catch...
Counting cars
A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps...
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?
What’s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.
Optimist vs. Pessimist
|A family had twin boys whose only resemblance to each other was their looks....
Why do they put strings on tampons?
Why do they put strings on tampons?So you can floss after you eat!
Artificial Insemination
A man buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool. After several weeks,...