A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South…
A long-haired youth was hitchhiking through the deep South.He got a ride from a...
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow…
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six...
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
|Why is the snail the strongest animal?Because he carries a house on his back!
You might be a redneck if…cars
Less than half the cars you own run.
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub…
One day, a Smartie and a Polo were having a drink in the pub.Suddenly...
Martin Learns Bad Words
Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she...
I’m Moving Out!
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.He says,”What...
Why is it better?..
Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it’s better...
The Rubdown
A hospital patient, recovering from minor surgery, was being given an alcohol rubdown by...