A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...
Some possible computer bumper stickers
|1. BREAKFAST.COM Halted…Cereal Port Not Responding2. Bad command or file name! Go stand in...
The New Samurai
Way back in the time of the samurai, there was a powerful emperor.This emperor...
The Wagon
It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon-load of corn. The farmer who...
Ponder these!
If you mixed vodka with orange juice and milk of magnesia, would you get...
Rules Guys wished Girls knew…
Rules that guys wished girls knew……….1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are....
A Bad Mix
What do you get when you have 50 politicians and 50 lesbians in a...
Measuring Monkey
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink...
Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...