Little Johnny Crack-up.
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her 6th grade class. It...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!
Panda in a Bar
A panda walked into a bar. He went up to the bar and said...
Unmarried In BMW
Q: What do you call an unmarried blond in a BMW?A: Divorcee.
Redneck Bonanza!
Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way...
What is a breathanalyzer?
“Shhaaayyy, buddy, what’s a ‘Breathalyzer’?” asked one drunk to his friend at the next...
Cow Pat Lip Gloss
An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole?
What do you get when you cross a rooster and a telephone pole? A...
Important thoughts
*Question: What is one horsepower?*Answer: One horsepower is the amount of energy it takes...
Little Johnny on the Farm!
Little Johnny wakes up and comes down to breakfast. Since he lived on a...