Two Irishmen
|Two Irishmen were sitting in a four engined plane flying back from a shopping...
Revenge of the blondes
Q: Why are so many blonde jokes one-liners? A: So brunettes can remember them.Q:...
The amazing conductor
|When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed...
Code word for sex!
A husband and wife decided they needed to use “code” to indicate that they...
If Sony ran Christmas…
|Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat,...
Lawyers and sperm
What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in...
TGIF On Shoes
Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First.
Who invented sex
A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior...
Attempts by the dumb
SIX DIE TRYING TO SAVE CHICKEN – August 1, 1995 CAIRO, Egypt (AP) –...
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?
What do you get if you cross your missus with a pit bull?Your very...