Statistical one-liners
|A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people...
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like...
What will the neighbors think?
|Jack was living in Arizona during a heat wave when the following took place.”It’s...
Confusing women!!
How do you confuse a woman?? Give her a choice!!
Saving one of them
Doctor: We operated on your eyes and we’ve managed to save one of them.Patient:...
You’re in great health
|Doctor: You’re in good health. You’ll live to be eighty.Patient: But, doctor, I am...
Off To Barcelona
A psychiatrist on his rounds in a mental hospital sees a couple of patients...
You might be a redneck if…car race
You go to a stock car race and don’t need a program.
The difference
The boy asks his dad:”What’s the difference between a ‘cunt’ and a ‘pussy’?”The dad...
Internet can get worse
|Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by...