The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball?
What did cinderella do when she got to the ball???She choked…
Museum Funny!
Q: What did King Tut say to the museum? A: I want my mummy!
Lincoln
Your momma’s so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once...
Leprechaun Jokes
|Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the...
Woman is on a bus
|A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: “That’s the...
Paddy
I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me...
Surgeon Says
Three things nobody wants to hear the surgeon say:Oops. Has anyone seen my watch?...
Retarded Duck Farmer
There was a retarded duck farmer who had 2 sons, but only enough money...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...