Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Real flight announcements
|Occasionally, airline attendants make an effort to make the “in-flight safety lecture” and their...
Harp jokes
|A harp is a nude piano.A Celtic harpist spends half her time tuning her...
What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...
Odds For Meeting A Female
The probability of a young man meeting a desirable and receptive young female increases...
During the Vietnam war…
During the Vietnam war, a Lieutenant asked a Marine why he was falling back...
Drilling is mine!
Storming into his lawyer’s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin...
What kind of clothes are there?
What kind of clothes are there?women: clean & dirtyMen: Clean,almost clean,sorta clean,not bad,dirty,really dirty,nasty...
Stop redundancy
|The Committee for the Reduction of Redundancy and the Antiproliferation of Repetition has decided...
Why do bankers make great lovers?
Why do bankers make great lovers? They know the penalty for early withdrawal.