Laziness
A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day...
Condom Buying
A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the...
You’re a lawyer if
|You Might Be A Lawyer If….You are charging someone for reading these jokes. The...
Short Snow Jokes
|What happened when the snowgirl fell out with the snowboy?She gave him the cold...
The price decides everything
On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some...
Superbowl
Yo momma so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl.
What do you do when you are finished fucking a ten-year old girl?
What do you do when you’re finished fucking a ten year old girl?A: Turn...
Go to the hospital
|Four expectant fathers were in a Minneapolis hospital waiting room, while their wives were...
Insurance Claim Statements
1) Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree...
A doctor fell into a well once…
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and...