A parent’s night before Christmas
|’Twas the night before Christmas when all through the houseI searched for the tools...
FBI Agent for Hire
3 men where at the FBI Building for a job interview.The first man walked...
No change
Husband, upon meeting ex- after two years of separation:”Listen honey, why don’t we have...
How Hell froze over.
Once, a gay man went to heaven. At the Great Gate, Saint Peter was...
Mind
Don’t let your mind wander too far. It is too little to go out...
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks…
Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, “Is God male or female?”After...
Stupid Insults 13/31
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to...
Bank robber stealing
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Office Worker Resolution
|RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000:...
This one is really disgusting…
Two fags are on a picnic,and the first guy says,”I have to take adumpski,”and...