Marriage quotes 04
|My other wife is beautiful.My wife doesn’t care what I do away from home,...
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep…
Farmer Petrovich is whipping and slapping his sheep when the localminister comes walking around...
Horse or chicken?
|A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm...
Repairing the phone
|A friend of mine was a frequent user of a pay telephone at a...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?
Who makes more money a drug dealer or a hooker?A hooker because she can...
Knock, Knock
Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dwayne. Dwayne who? DWAYNE THE TUB! I’M DWOWNING!
Simple Curiosity
My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the...
What did the lawyer name his daughter?
What did the lawyer name his daughter? Sue.
Violin jokes
|Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune?A: The bow...