Bass jokes
|Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a...
Old Timers Disease
Three older ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, “Sometimes I...
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?
What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar…
This guys is sitting at the end of a bar. Each time someone comes...
FAVORITE FANTASY
Age FAVORITE FANTASY 17 tall, dark and handsome 25 tall, dark and handsome with...
Chinese plane crash
|Time sensitive note: This joke pertains to the crash of a Chinese plane into...
Play as James Bond
|Egotistical Harry was always reminding people that he played semi-pro baseball.”I was the James...
The scum of the earth!
|What do worms leave round their baths?The scum of the earth!
A young female teacher was giving an assignment…
A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...