Too many beers.
So I said “Hey man, that’s my beer.”Then he says, “No man, that’s my...
The last request
Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishionersafter his Sunday morning service as...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
There was a place crash in Poland
|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in...
yo mama is so fat… restaurant
Yo mama’s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn’t get a...
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested…
A pizza was waiting in the stomach to be digested,then suddenly a whiskey came...
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette?
What is the difference between a blonde and a brunette? Well about 15 minutes!
Play Pens
Mary Simpson was almost crazy with her three kids. She complained to her best...
Genie and the Taliban
Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking...