Things Mom Taught Me…
|My Mother taught me LOGIC…”If you fall off that swing and break your neck,...
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name…
An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he...
Breakfast, Lunch, & Supper!
After each question, your say: “Rubber Jugs and Liquor”.Q: What did you have for...
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?
Did you hear about the woman who only had two chances to get pregnant?...
Lawyer Sky Diving
What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.
Holy water
How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
Twenty ways to confuse Santa Claus
|1. Instead of milk and cookies, leave him a salad, and a note explaining...
You might be a redneck if…car color
The primary color of your car is “Bond-Q.”
Donors
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are...
The Costume Party
A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together...