Alice is in UNIX land
|”Can you help me? asked Alice.”No,” said Negative. “I’m looking for a white consultant.”...
What did the maggot say to another?
|What did the maggot say to another?What’s a nice maggot like you doing in...
Beethoven!
A tourist in Vienna is going through a graveyard and all of a sudden...
Blondes and Sex
What does a nymphomaniac say after she’s had sex? Do all you guys play...
A gun for my hubby.
A woman goes into a sporting goods store to buy a rifle. “It`s for...
Mother’s Milk
A medical student is taking a test and one of the questions he sees...
White Gown?
A woman getting married for the fourth time visited a tailor to get a...
Gas Stations
Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George...
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?
How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the...
Elderly romance
There’s an elderly man and woman sitting in the sunroom of a retirement home....