Priest and Nun Golfing
One day a priest and a nun went golfing.The first hole the priest missed...
Screen Door
Q: What does a screen door and a blonde have in common? A: The...
50 things to do in an elevator
50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator 1. Make race car noises when...
The prison hospital
|Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You’ve already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of...
How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?
Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son’s...
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|Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don’t...
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?
Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!
Grocery shopping
|A man observed a woman in the grocery store with a three year old...
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife…
A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wifeone Friday evening and...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...