Instructions for Microsoft’s TV dinner
|You must first remove the plastic cover. By doing so you agree to accept...
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?
What would you call a virgin on a water bed?A cherry float!
Touched By Dallas Cowgirl
Q: What’s the smart thing to do if a Dallas Cowgirl touches you?A: Touchback.
Three Dickless Guys
There were once three guys with no dicks. They all went to the doctor’s.The...
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
|It’s the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a...
Choking a girlfriend
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
I’ll have nun of that!
A nun was walking in the convent when one of the Fathers noticed she...
Cat jokes 05
|Q: What’s the unluckiest kind of cat to have?A: A catastrophe!Q: Who was the...
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old.
Jake is 85, and he gets married to a 16-year-old. He walks into the...
Blonde weighs baby
At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the...