George Costanza’s Tips for Working Hard VI
Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still...
The bronze statues
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Loving on the Lawn
A man was walking one day, when he came to this big house in...
Operating systems as beers
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Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut…
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts...
Two hookers were on a street corner…
Two hookers were on a street corner. They started discussing business,and one of the...
a mean looking woman
|Mrs. Ryan, a mean looking woman, claimed her husband was not thoughtful. In this...
Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son
ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I’m writing this slow because I know...
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?
Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks...
yo mamma is so ugly… onion
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.