Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then…
Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and...
Clinton’s Clock
Bill Clinton made up a list of things he can say to his secretaries...
English horn jokes
|Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A:...
Men Quotes
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can’t mow the lawn. Madonna All men...
The Police Officer’s Christmas
|Twas the night before Christmas and throughout the substation,Not a deputy stirred,they were all...
Children Quotes
The first half of our life is ruined by our parents and the second...
Proud To Be A Senior Citizen…
Life of a Senior Citizen…I’m the life of the party…even when it lasts till...
Top Things You Don’t Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System
|1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take...
A fortunate coincidence
John: “I’m glad you named me John.”Mother: “Why?”John: “Because that’s what all the kids...
Bill Clinton vs JFK
Whats the difference between Bill Clinton & J.F.K?One got his head blown off in...