Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Nationalities
Q: What nationality are you if you’re going to the bathroom? A: EuropeanQ: And...
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what…
Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best…...
Sharing Hotel Rooms
By the time a Marine pulled into a little town, every hotel room was...
The Eighteen Bottles
The Eighteen Bottles I had eighteen bottles of whiskey in my cellar and was...
A Fire Truck
One dark night outside a small town, a fire started inside the local chemical...
Stop the count!
A man hasn’t been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a...
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says…
Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, “Ey, Tony! You know who’s-a George Washington?”Tony...
Martain Sex
A couple from earth has finally saved up enough money to take a vacation...
last requests
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead, and...