Bake A Long Time
Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A:...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
Rejected Childrens Book Titles
MORE REJECTED CHILDRENS BOOK TITLES:1. Juggling Knives is Easy2. Where to Find the toys...
The Vet/Taxidermist
There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights...
A spinning wheel!
|What do you call a 100 spiders on a tyre?A spinning wheel!
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII
Good News, Bad News, Worse News VIII Good: You came home for a quickie...
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning…
Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always...
Living on Earth
“Living on Earth may be expensive, but it includes an annual freetrip around the...
Twas the night before crisis
|Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even...
Men Are Like Toilets..
Men are like toilets — either they’re taken, or full of crap!