What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address?
Q. What’s O. J. Simpson’s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.
You might be a redneck if…mama
Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state...
George Bernard Shaw
|While at a concert being performed by a very bad orchestra, George Bernard Shaw...
Welfare
A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter...
Thermometers
Q: What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?A: The taste!
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
Lifetime Savings
A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom...
The Bowl of Chili
Well, there was this truck driver that had been driving all day and hadn’t...
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling…
Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation,...
Elephant jokes 02
|What’ s big and grey with horns?An elephant marching band!What’s yellow on the outside...