The new hooker had just finished her first trick…
The new hooker had just finished her first trick. Whenshe came back down to...
The Rabbi wants a raise.
There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the...
Husband’s Average Income?
Income tax examiner: What’s your husband’s average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight.
The barber was finishing a haircut…
The barber was finishing a haircut on a customer one dayand started to apply...
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus…
A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says “I’ll bet...
50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB
1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...
Definitions By Gender
THINGY (thing-ee) n. Female: Any part under a car’s hood. Male: The strap fastener...
Praying Parrots
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May September Marriage
A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor...
When you are young
|When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and...