The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own…
The man at the bar, deep in private thoughts of his own, turned to...
New Year Resolutions for Pets
|15. I will not eat other animals’ poop. 14. I will not lick my...
What has two legs and bleeds?
What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.
If Radio Shack ran Christmas…
|he staff would sell you ornaments, but not know anything about them or what...
Chucky goes to the movies
An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked,...
Why are they having such a hard time finding a cure for AIDS?
Here’s a pretty nasty one:Why are they having such a hard time finding a...
Been In College Too Long…
You consider McDonald’s “real food.” You actually like doing laundry at home. 4:00 AM...
University courses for men and women
|Once again, the female staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for men...
A Drinking Problem
I have got a drinking problem…. I’ve got two hands, but only one mouth…